Beware: FunkyB is loose in Portland

Skylar bowled a 132 in his summer league this week, which happened to be the last game of the season. Wow, I know! Kicked the butts of the snobby catholic high school girls he was playing against…hehe. They have a party next week but it’s over. His Fall league starts in a few weeks. I like that league better because they get the YABA awards for scores and chances for tournaments.

There’s this tunnel downtown on one of the freeways and one side was shut down because of major damage due to an accident. We were driving the opposite direction commenting on the fact it was still shut down 6 hours later when we hear a screeching sound and see a car sliding past us sideways and coming to a complete stop in front of us. Luckily Mau had slowed down to rubber neck the other side or we would have plowed into this moron since it was slick from rain. I asked the guy if he was OK but he ignored me and sped off past a cop who was on the radio calling in his plates. Skylar said he was so scared he almost peed his pants.

FunkyB got sent to Portland of all places for that job, the lucky bastard. Not sure for how long but Mau was salty they didn’t call him to go out there too (he’s actually still employed with them)…he wanted to see Dementia & krew and Ward. He hates that job but he would have gone there just to go. He could have done the evil pop-in on my dad.