No! It can't be so...

I thought to myself "How can we be out of toilet paper?" but we were, indeed, out of toilet paper and handed Mau a box of tissues.

One of the neighbor kids left one of the side gates open. The one I can't see from the door. Since I didn't know, I let Kali out for her nightly pee. After calling for her twice, I knew she was out. Mau searched until he claimed he got a creepy feeling near the entrance of the pitch dark park. Oh yeah, this was 1am so I certainly wasn't going looking for her. I figured she'd come back eventually. She did but took her sweet ass time. Around 3:30am she finally came back panting like she'd been running at top speed that whole time (and she probably had). I dragged her into the house and she immediately took the submissive pose dogs are famous for when in trouble. I still let her sleep on the bed because I'm a sucker.