Ugh...

Life in paradise has turned into life in hell. Mau & I get in the 3rd fight this week (over finances, how lame) so he takes off in my car returning 2 hours later with a bar brawl story that he was involved in. He proceeded to drive my car back drunk. Cool. Of course that news didn't set well with me so the fight escalated until I found out that I have been the world's biggest bitch for 10 years now and if he hears one more thing about my health conditions he might possibly be forced to kill me. He suggested we separate but turned it around so that it would be my decision. The terms of this would be still living together...um, what? Apparently this is totally normal and would bring no unneeded stress on anyone...again, what? Dr. Phil might disagree on that one.

Good news? Yes, I have good news. Skylar bowled in that Pepsi tournament a few weeks back and has qualified for the state finals of the Pepsi Youth Bowling Championships. He ranked 10th for 11yrs and younger in the district! That's my boy! If you can't feel the warmth of my insane ear-to-ear grin, there's something wrong with you. Damn, that's something. I can't get over it. He has really turned into quite a bowler. He's brought his average from a 20 to a 60 this season and always bowls well over his average so it keeps going up. I believe he had a 28 average when he first bowled a 105...that's pretty impressive. The only drawback is that this tournament is in Columbus so it's a small road trip but with possible scholarship money on the line and a measly $20 entry fee, it's not to be passed up.

What else is there to talk about? Do you want to hear about the cockroach the size of the state of Texas that welcomed me into the bathroom? Nah. How about the dog's unhealthy obsession with eating cat poop? No, didn't think so. Mau's decision to go into the Navy? We won't go there. My weight loss accumulating to a solid 40 lb drop? Well, that is something I'm pretty proud of but not too newsworthy. That's it, I got nothing.